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    • Jr751545 years ago

      Not sure if this is just a so-so Onion article, or a brilliant show of contempt by mailing it in.

      • bill
        Top reader of all time
        5 years ago

        Had that exact same thought. It's hot & cold (and old) but def made me think a bit more than many other Onion articles.

    • Pegeen
      Top reader this weekReading streakScoutScribe
      5 years ago

      Not a fan of satire. Could not imagine reading this paper, would seem a waste of time.

    • bill
      Top reader of all time
      5 years ago

      Epic lulz. I <3 The Onion "We are what you deserve. God bless America."