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Andy Borowitz
- What Happens Now?
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- Mueller Stirs Controversy by Urging Americans to Read
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- Americans Oppose More Payments to Man Who Is Not Working
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- Study: No One Could Have Seen Pandemic Coming Except People Capable of Reading
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- Fauci Tricks Trump Into Believing There Is No Easter This Year
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- Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings
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- Trump Accuses Vindman of Becoming a War Hero Just to Make Him Look Bad
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- Queen Elizabeth Moving to Canada
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- Ivanka Comes Out Against Busing: “I Have Never Taken a Bus In My Life—They’re Gross”
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- Alabama Senate Votes to Virtually Eliminate Tourism to Alabama
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- Trump Urges Americans to Boycott Chinese Goods and Just Buy Things at Walmart
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- Sarah Huckabee Sanders Accuses Media of Anti-Liar Bias
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- Beto O’Rourke Rocked by Scandal as High-School Mixtape Appears to Include REO Speedwagon
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- Bezos Says Amazon Drones Ready to Deliver Mueller Report to Every American Household
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- Jeff Bezos Chooses Soon-to-Be Bankrupt Mar-a-Lago as New Amazon Headquarters
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- Republicans Blast Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Sour Expression During State of the Union Address
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- Pence Begs Trump Not to Make Him Sit Next to Woman at State of the Union
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- Americans Relieved to Learn That Trump Spends Sixty Per Cent of Time Not Using Powers as President
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- Eris, Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confirms That She Wanted Trump to Be President
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- Mueller Offers Cyber Monday Plea Deals
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- Chuck Grassley Spends Weekend Practicing Pretending-to-Listen Face
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- Americans Want Alert System Enabling Mueller to Text Them When This Emergency Is Over
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- White Man Hopes to Land Job Without Background Check
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- Putin Reportedly Close to Firing Giuliani
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- Republicans Projected to Pick up Seventy Seats in Prison
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- Trump Family Flees to Moscow
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- Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada
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- Trump: I Am the Smartest Person in the Room
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- People Who Feared Obama Would Take Their Guns Happy to Have Trump Take Their Health Care
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- Mueller Rents Giant Warehouse to Store Evidence Against Trump
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- Betsy DeVos Heads to North Korea to Reverse Its Progress in Math and Science
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- Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution
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- Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States
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- Trump Blasts Media for Reporting Things He Says
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- Nation Apparently Believed in Science at Some Point
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