Just one example that made me laugh out loud: "By the time she got to her room, she already had a text from him: no words, just hearts and faces with heart eyes and, for some reason, a dolphin."

This felt so real--his reaction, her dread about his reaction, her attempts to be attracted to him by imagining his attraction to her, and that awkwardness when too much of the attraction is based on texting.

3.45 hours per day on TV. WoW!

That's more than two full soccer games.